December 2012
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November 2012
friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?
tennasea:
remember msn
October 2012
Hurricane Katrina: Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destroying the entire East Coast.
ladyavenger:
omg i found the perfect song for when people ask why I’m single
When someone you don't like attempts to sit next...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
